Friday 23 December 2011

Christmas Cavalcade 4

Two bites of the glace cherry today to finish off our 2011 Christmas Cavalcade, although admittedly I’m cheating a bit with one of them as it’s not a record per se, having never appeared (at least not so far) on vinyl or CD


First us is the ridiculous Cheeky Girls with Have A Cheeky Christmas – just the sort of tune you should be kicking up your heels over after enjoying too much turkey and before settling down to the Queen’s Speech. Principally famous these days for one half of the Transylvanian twins having been knobbed by useless former LibDem MP and wannabe celebrity Lemsip Nodick, the duo first came to fame on the TV ‘talent’ show Popstars: The Rivals, achieving chart success with four top ten hits between 2002 and 2004, the biggest being their debut single, Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum), which has sold more than 1.2 million copies worldwide but was voted the worst pop record of all time in a Channel 4 poll.


A tad unfair, I think, as this particular offering is far, far worse…even if it did manage to scrape into the UK top 10 in 2003. Inane lyrics in comedy broken English, the CD single even included a Christmas remix of their insufferable debut, which was pretty much exactly the same song with a bunch of sleigh bells tacked on. Ugh.
 
The second track, and the final one for this year’s Christmas Cavalcade, is not exactly a record, but I felt you masochists would enjoy it anyway. It’s a brand-spanking new version of the Band Aid hit Do they Know It’s Christmas put together by a bunch of British journalists – including former New of the World showbiz reported Dan Wootton, the Sun’s TV editor Colin Robertson and the Guardian’s Dan Sabbagh. A little bit of fun which has been doing the rounds of Twitter for the last few days, it should provide the ideal way to clear your house of any unwanted visitors over the Festive season.

Have a great Christmas - I’ll be back soon with more horrific noise for you all.


Enjoy!




4 comments:

  1. Thanks for making this last year a little bit sunnier with your choice of such bad/epic music. Have a great festive season.

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  2. Totally brilliant!
    Your selections have saved my xmas!

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  3. "Oops baby baby! getting sexy in the snow! One! Two! Santa Claus is coming! Three! four! feeling down my stockings! Five! Six! everybody's dropping! Lamp-a-pamp! oh ah! oo ah!"

    You couldn't make these up if you tried! I think 'Psycho Santa' is my favorite. Certainly on a par with "here comes fatty with a sack of shit" from the John Waters Xmas album.

    Merry Xmas

    NickiB :)

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  4. Tough shit !

    I can`t imagine WHY anybody wants to MAKE songs like these (I mean, before your blog was born).

    Again your choice of music adds to the few positive things on my christmas, so

    Thank You, Darryl,
    and I wish everyone
    A Happy New Year !

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